Monday, May 22, 2006

BLOOMIN CRAZY

BLOOMIN CRAZY: My sincere apologies if I offended anyone in my last post. It was something that I had to let out. FORGIVE ME! Here is a little story of things neither I nor the VeggieTales have done: I've never plucked a rooster, (I wonder if it would be like pulling nose hair?) and I am not too good at ping pong (Forest Gump is though) and I have never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall( I leave that up to my kids) and I've never kissed a chipmunk (they are pretty cute) and I've never gotten head lice(ew) and I've never been to Deep Cove in the fall.( I really don't go there in any season) I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball and I've never bathed in yoguart and unlike Kirk I don't look good in leggings and I've never been to Deep Cove in the fall. Well maybe I have, I don't really remember anything past 5.654mins! I love you, you love me, we're a happy family. With a great big daisy painted ball and a kiss from me to a chipmunk. Won't you say you luv me too! May we forever live without ever sniffing a stink bug and may we take turns licking spark plugs and I may try to go to Deep Cove in the fall. Yeah, everyone sing along. The person writing this may have her head loaded with a foreign substance which is leaking from her nose and is deteriorating brain function. Pray for her! LOL P.s . Like I said Bloomin Crazy--hopefully temporary!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. What was that? Are you manic or something? She's up, she's down, she's up, she's...oh, look, she's up again, no, she's down....Drugs are not always bad, Tom Cruise.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...Well, that was interesting.
After the last post I though that PP had some serious anger issues to deal with. However..
In light of this most recent post I have discovered that she is mentally unstable. but thats ok, I mean where would the world be without mentally unstable people such as tom cruise.
None the less very amusing indeed.

Kim said...

Speaking of afence!

Kim said...

Ok guys you made me feel so bad for writing that, that I deleted it! I guess I will be reader friendly instead of brutally honest.

Anonymous said...

...You know, it seems like something is missing????

Kim said...

Thanks for the comparison to Tom Cruise, it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside knowing my friends think so highly of me! Can you feel the love tonight?

Scottie said...

i don't know what is happening here???

Kim said...

Scottie I deleted a post I had done, venting I guess you could say over some things. My friends as you can see think that i am mentally unstable, which may or may not be true.

Cassidy said...

I like venting. Tiff and I vent often. And Tom Cruise isnt hott. Just thought you'd like to know.

Scottie said...

i read your other post and did not see a problem... but what really confuses me is every sentence in this post... must be "inside" stuff... oh how i hate inside stuff... lol...

Kim said...

Actually Scottie this would only be inside stuff from a VeggieTales song. You haven't missed anything!

Anonymous said...

Veggie Tales or Reliant K apparently.