HOW RANDOM ARE YOU? This quiz may be unsuitable for those of you who lack randomness! Please answer truthfully or else it may result in dizziness!
HELLO THERE. HOW ARE YOU?
a: Strawberries
b: Fine, thanks
c: Just slurpy
D: Spiffy!
A CAT WALKS UP. YOU....
a: Bend down and stroke it
b: Engage it in a staring competition
c: Walk on by
d: Bend down and say 'Hello, Mr. Chimpanzee' and hand it a banana. Why you were holding a banana is another question entirely...
THE MEANING OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING IS................
a: 42
b: I haven't a clue
c: It's all about me!
d: To live long and prosper(trekky reference not intended)
e: your best analagy here......
WHICH OF THESE FOODS APPEALS TO YOU MOST?
a: Chips
b: Banana sandwiches
c: Hot Potatoes
d: Table legs
YOU WISH YOUR NAME WAS.....
a: more mysterious
b: I like my name how it is
c: Slartibartfast
d: Something strange sounding. The more little-used alphabet letters, such as x, k, and y the better.
ORO?
a: Shmat?
b: Yeeesss.....*nods, smiles, and slowly backs away?*
c: Hehehehe...
d: Uh-huh. Konnichiwa, baka '-san/chan' and all that?
IT STARTS TO RAIN. YOU.....
a: Go inside/Put up your umbrella
b: Scream and run for shelter
c: Prance about, swinging from lampposts, singing I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain...
d: Look up disbelievingly at the sky, ingnore it and find the nearest puddle...
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS WORD?
a: A type of fungus, most commonly found on feet
b: Doo...de ...wha???
c: Er....what word?
d: I think I forgotten to put the word in!
A SALAD FORK IS....
a: Used by vegetarian devils
b: Used for ..... eating salad!!
c: For picking up salad
d: A deadly weapon.
Please submit all answers to my comment page and I shall calculate results. If you are lucky enough to be chosen BLOOMIN RANDOM then you shall receive nothing! Congrats!
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5 comments:
Prancing and foot fungus remind me of Kirk.
here we go...
1)D spiffy
2)B staring competition
3)E your best analogy here for 2 reasons: -you are the leader
-it says anal
4)B banana sandwiches
5)A more mysterious
6)E what the crap?
7)B scream and run for cover
8)A kirk's feet
9) A & B eating vegetarian devils
be enlightened my child...
This all is going to take too long for me to figure out.
I'm a little dissapointed at the fact that you had no "all of the above choices" ... sigh. but here are my answers?
1-a -strawberries
2-a-bend down and stroke
3-e-your best analagy here
4-a-chips
5-d-something strange
6-c-hehehe
7-d-I think i've forgotten
8-b-eating salad?
A Strawberries
D Bend down and say 'Hello, Mr. Chimpanzee' and hand it a banana. Why you were holding a banana is another question entirely...
A 42
D table Legs
D: Something strange sounding. The more little-used alphabet letters, such as x, k, and y the better.
C Hehehehe...
A Go inside/Put up your umbrella
B Doo...de ...wha???
A A deadly weapon.
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