DID YOU KNOW: 1: It is impossible to lick you elbow! (I know, I know you can Kirk)
2: A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. (I
have no idea why, it just can't alright!
3: A shrimp's heart is in its head. (That explains a lot!)
4: In a study of 200,000 ostriches, over a
period of 80yrs, no one reported a single
case where an ostrich buried its head in
the sand. ( I think they should do a
recount, obviously they do not work for
CNN)
5: It is physically impossible for pigs to
look up to the sky. (too bad piggies)
6: A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. (I wonder what the father is called, a twitch
maybe?)
7: More than 50% of the people in the
world have never made or received a
telephone call. ( How quiet there bible
studies must be!)
8: Horses can't vomit. (that's why they
crap so much)
9: The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's
sick" is said to be the toughest tongue
twister in the English language.(Go for it
Kirk impress us with your skills)
10: If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture
a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze,
you can rupture a blood vessel in your
head or neck and die. And, if you keep
your eyes open by force, they can pop
out. (Attempt at your own risk and warn
others of a possible flying object)
11: Rats multiply so quickly that in 18
months, two rats could have over a
million descendants. ( Thank goodness
for cats!)
12: Wearing headphones for just an hour will
increase the bacteria in your ear by 700
times. (Yum, I think I will eat these
headphones!)
I know I have just increased all of your knowledge greatly and it was all free of charge! p.s. Seen worms mating last night on the Discovery channel, if you never have seen this I would make it your life goal to see it at least once before you die! TTFNGF
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I have seen worms mating...it was in a book Cohen signed out of the library...I can't say it was as exciting as giraffes mating however...
I'm sure that if a piglet laid on his back he could stare up at the sky.
Wow such subliminal hostility towards me. Yes just because it took me all of 28 seconds to figure out a way to lick my elbow and it took mme 2 trys to master the tongue twister should not make me a target of ridicule or hostility. Nacho Collosus is hurt. (Wait nacho collosus can't be hurt. Then what is this feeling. Could it be? Wow I must be pregnant. I hate it when that happens)
You are definately a twit!
I concur.
I think I saw seals mating today.
Dragon flies mate. ALL THE TIME. I'm like "get a room."
kirk is a pregnant fish?
worm porn rules...
woo hoo...
Nothing can make me smarter then I already am, that's right: I don't even have blonde moments:) that may or may not be true
Darren that was at my house! We like educational television!
Using the TV for education is like using the Habs as an example of how to play hockey. Neither were ever intended in that way.
Yes, and if the purpose of a blog is to entertain and educate your friends and fellow bloggers...well, let's just say it's time for a new post.
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