12 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW BUT YOU SOON WILL!

DID YOU KNOW: 1: It is impossible to lick you elbow! (I know, I know you can Kirk)

2: A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. (I
have no idea why, it just can't alright!

3: A shrimp's heart is in its head. (That explains a lot!)

4: In a study of 200,000 ostriches, over a
period of 80yrs, no one reported a single
case where an ostrich buried its head in
the sand. ( I think they should do a
recount, obviously they do not work for
CNN)

5: It is physically impossible for pigs to
look up to the sky. (too bad piggies)

6: A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. (I wonder what the father is called, a twitch
maybe?)

7: More than 50% of the people in the
world have never made or received a
telephone call. ( How quiet there bible
studies must be!)

8: Horses can't vomit. (that's why they
crap so much)

9: The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's
sick" is said to be the toughest tongue
twister in the English language.(Go for it
Kirk impress us with your skills)

10: If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture
a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze,
you can rupture a blood vessel in your
head or neck and die. And, if you keep
your eyes open by force, they can pop
out. (Attempt at your own risk and warn
others of a possible flying object)

11: Rats multiply so quickly that in 18
months, two rats could have over a
million descendants. ( Thank goodness
for cats!)

12: Wearing headphones for just an hour will
increase the bacteria in your ear by 700
times. (Yum, I think I will eat these
headphones!)
I know I have just increased all of your knowledge greatly and it was all free of charge! p.s. Seen worms mating last night on the Discovery channel, if you never have seen this I would make it your life goal to see it at least once before you die! TTFNGF

Happy 8th Birthday Noah

HAPPY 8TH BIRTHDAY NOAH............Wow, have a birthday. June is a busy month for birthdays. Noah turned 8 today, aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! I have an 8 year old, where has the time gone? I had a party for him today and invited around 10 kids. About an hour before the party it started to downpour. Yay for me! Twelve screaming hiper kids in my house for two hours! Actually it wasn't that much different than our bible studies.....food, not much talk of Godly things, running around, throwing things, and when it comes to focusing on what's going on in that moment, well not happening! All in all it went smoothly and Noah had a good day and got lots of money and cool gifts. If only all of our birthdays could go so well. HHMMM July 20, is someone's birthday that is really quite sensational! Anywho, for all of you that know this person she may or may not be expecting nothing! She knows who she's friends with and that well as you know not neves says it all, right?

HAPPY 60TH TO MY DAD!

My father turns 60 today, it is hard to believe because he seems the same age as when I was little. How is it some people never seem to age and others grow old before their time? Anyway, this has been a very hard week for my dad because last Friday night he had all of his tools stolen from his barn. Over 3000 dollars worth of stuff. For any of you that know my father you know that his tools are his world, all he ever does is build and fix things. So I don't think I will get him much for his birthday other than a prayer that he will somehow get his tools back because I know that is the only thing he would want!
I also have been trying to process why things like this keep happening around here and nothing seems to get done about it. I have come to the conclusion that this happen to him for a reason. My dad has never been one to let things go easily especially in this situation, so in the last week he has found more things out and got more leads on who did this than the police. In fact the police talked to him yesterday and asked him how he was making out and if he had found anything else out. Anyway, I think my dad is the guy to actually get some crap cleaned up around this Island because one thing is for sure he will not rest until this has been dealt with. Therefore my new name for my dad is going to be DAD THE BOUNTY HUNTER!

BBALL and BRILLIANCE

I am only writing a new post because I feel it is my obligation as a frequent blogger to keep my peeps up to date. As it is I am not feeling very well today, feeling as crappy as the crappiest of crap. Anywho, I didn't make it to youth last night because I was feeling yucky and I also had to help Chris with the little league game. I was the official book/score keeper last night. It was my first time and I know nothing, I mean nothing about baseball; other than there's a bat, a ball, bases that are placed in a diamond shape! Our team did win though, I can't be all bad at it.(18to1) It is good to be thrown into a position sometimes because there is nothing like getting your hands dirty when you are in the middle of dirt.

I know this isn't the best blog that I have done and possibly will not be my worst but, I need to rest my brain because as you all know Stephanie is my competition. Some of us have to work a little harder, smile a little wider, think a little longer, and love a little more before we can produce brilliance. Then there are those few who just seem to have it all together who can think of witty remarks, read and pronounce big words, and figure out math equations in there heads. Well for all that remain on the teeter- totter of brilliance, becareful when the brainy jump off or you may split your knee?titter, titter!LL

THE RAIN IS.......

THE RAIN IS......... the topic of everyone's conversations the past little bit. How depressing it is, dreary, soggy ect, ect. I myself have been guilty of this for the past week, but I had a friend say that she feels like this is a healing rain, as the song says:
HEALING RAIN IS COMING DOWN
ITS COMING NEARER TO THIS OLD TOWN
RICH AND POOR, WEAK AND STRONG
IT'S BRINGING MERCY, IT WON'T BE LONG

HEALING RAIN IS COMING DOWN
IT'S COMING CLOSER TO THE LOST AND FOUND
TEARS OF JOY, AND TEARS OF SHAME
ARE WASHED FOREVER IN JESUS' NAME

HEALING RAIN, IT COMES WITH FIRE
SO LET IT FALL AND TAKE US HIGHER
HEALING RAIN, I'M NOT AFRAID
TO BE WASHED IN HEAVEN'S RAIN

HEALING RAIN IS FALLING DOWN
HEALING RAIN IS FALLING DOWN

When Anne and Tony were here it rained the whole time and it has ceased to let up, I think God is still healing and preparing His people for amazing things, through this healing rain! So I am trying to think differently about this never ending down pour but pondering whether an ark should be built? Anyway, if we are feeling a little low over the grayness of the week in the flesh, just imagine the spiritual sunshine going on in the Heavens. God's glory has be pouring down on us and we should accept it as that! Revelation 22:23 - The city does not need the sun or the moon to shine on it, for the glory of God gives it light, and the lamb is its lamp.

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN'T DANCE

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN'T DANCE.....I am writing this in regards to those people in the world who think they cannot dance so they refuse to even give it a try! What are the reasons for thinking you cannot dance, is it because:
You trip over your own ankle when you walk?
When you go to clap your hands to the beat do you accidentally knock your tooth out?
Your lack of coordination with doing jumping jacks or maybe just maybe you have never tried!
Or you could be one of those people who have tried and still say you can't dance, well I am saying IT IS TIME TO DANCE!
If you are capable to run, jump, walk, move your arms in a timely manner then you my friend can dance. There is a time for everything that is done on earth. There is a time to sit still, and there is a time to dance. Haven't we sat still long enough? Haven't we been quiet and mannerly long enough? I am thinking yes and what a better time than now. We are surrounded by such wonderful, supportive fun/God loving people that I would say we have a lot to be dancing about! Can I get an AMEN here! What is the worst that could happen? We look silly, we fall down, possibly hurt yourself or someone else in the process, but who cares. The people that surround us when we are in the midst of our dancing hopefully are dancing right along with us and are more than willing to pick us up if we were to fall! To all my peeps, WE WILL BE DANCING! Psalm 149:3 - Let them praise His name with dancing............

IT HAS HAPPENED!

IT HAS HAPPENED.....I have become broken under such conviction to do an ode to Scott and his truck, so here it goes! Here comes something so magnificent I can hardly believe, what oh what could it be you ask? That Chev so brightly sparkling, the curves soft and divine, nothing tops that sexy truck, oh if it were only mine! Oh, but what could be better than that Chev, with the chrome glistening and the music pumping.....Wait, who could be inside? None other that Scott Anthony Ingalls(aka YURR), if only all were priveleged enough to know this guy, there would be nothing left but to look to the sky! The bass he can play, his outbursts are quite witty and who knew Scott Ings could be so giddy. The greatness of both are hard to compare, what would one be without the other, oh we can't help but stare! Forgive us our weakness but we are only human, if we seem to be gazing it is because the Chev is really quite amazing! Applause, Applause.......